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Global Linguistic Crisis Erupts: “Trump” Confirmed to Mean “Fart” in Several Nations

By The Gaslight Gazette — International Bureau of Blunders

LONDON, UK — A wave of confusion, laughter, and mild gastrointestinal discomfort has spread across the English-speaking world after linguists confirmed that the word “Trump”—famously associated with political power in the United States—means “fart” in several other countries.

In the United Kingdom, the verb “to trump” has long referred to the gentle act of passing gas, preferably while maintaining eye contact with one’s corgi. This has led to decades of confusion, especially since 2016, when British citizens turned on the news only to hear that “Trump was gaining momentum.”

“We thought they meant he’d had a curry,” said London resident Margaret Bumblethwaite, 62, who admitted she initially assumed America had elected a man famous for his digestive prowess.

“When the BBC said, ‘Trump’s policies are causing quite a stink,’ well— we thought that was just honest reporting.”